Hello, Dolly in the upper right of your admin screen on every page. Author: Matt Mullenweg Version: 1.0 Author URI: http://photomatt.net/ */ // These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly $lyrics = "Hello, Dolly Well, hello, Dolly It's so nice to have you back where you belong You're lookin' swell, Dolly I can tell, Dolly You're still glowin', you're still crowin' You're still goin' strong We feel the room swayin' While the band's playin' One of your old favourite songs from way back when So, take her wrap, fellas Find her an empty lap, fellas Dolly'll never go away again Hello, Dolly Well, hello, Dolly It's so nice to have you back where you belong You're lookin' swell, Dolly I can tell, Dolly You're still glowin', you're still crowin' You're still goin' strong We feel the room swayin' While the band's playin' One of your old favourite songs from way back when Golly, gee, fellas Find her a vacant knee, fellas Dolly'll never go away Dolly'll never go away Dolly'll never go away again"; // Here we split it into lines $lyrics = explode("\n", $lyrics); // And then randomly choose a line $chosen = wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand(0, count($lyrics) ) ] ); // This just echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later function hello_dolly() { global $chosen; echo "

$chosen

"; } // Now we set that function up to execute when the admin_footer action is called add_action('admin_footer', 'hello_dolly'); // We need some CSS to position the paragraph function dolly_css() { echo " "; } add_action('admin_head', 'dolly_css'); ?>